Difference between revisions of "Manliest Man Alive (Freedom)"
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Revision as of 19:03, 8 March 2010
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| "I've punched the air to death." | |
| Manliest Man Alive | |
| Player: @Soitel | |
| Server: Freedom | |
| Origin: | Natural |
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| Archetype: | Tanker |
| Security Level: | Every level |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | Manliest Man Alive |
| Known Aliases: | Immortal Beard, Man, Manly |
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Lumberjack |
| Age: | Unknown |
| Height: | 8' 00" |
| Weight: | ' |
| Eye Color: | Rage |
| Hair Color: | Red |
| Biographical Data | |
| Nationality: | Manly Man |
| Occupation: | Man |
| Place of Birth: | Forest |
| Base of Operations: | Wherever he is needed |
| Marital Status: | Mindy, his axe |
| Known Relatives: | Roosevelt and Fightmaster, his fists |
| Known Powers | |
| Manliness, Beard | |
| Known Abilities | |
| Manly toughness, strength, and stamina | |
| Equipment | |
| Axe, Manliness | |
| Some say that he is quite manly | |
The Man
Born into this world out of fire and beard, he grew up in the woods and developed super-human powers. He lost his eye after a brawl with laser bears armed with rocket chainsaws from an alternate dimension. He didn't lose his eye from the bears, though. Despite knowing that he was outnumbered, he let out a booming laugh that made the surrounding forest shake and caused a pregnancy seven miles away. He then ripped out his eye and chucked it at the laser bears, who were too astonished by his beard to notice. The eyeball then exploded, causing the bears to explode into tender laser meat, which he promptly ate. In order to ensure the safety of his home planet that made the flapjacks that he loved so much, he punched one of the laser bears back to life, and sent it on its way via boot to the laser-ass, but not before making it dance. He gave the bear a message to deliver to its people: "I've had better." He now fights for Earth with his bear arms and his axe, "Mindy".
And so ends a day in the life of the Manliest Man Alive.
Diet
Meat. Flapjacks.
