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This is me, if I were a trading card.
Background
Hmmmm, so this is what it feels like to have my own Wiki page, is it? Not sure exactly how much I like it. I feel so... exposed, and public. As if anyone could sit their lazy butt in front of a computer and just, well, read all about my exploits. Not that I have had too many of them lately, my player has decided to focus on his other characters, much to my chagrin. Did I use that word right? I think I did. Oh well, someone will come along and copy edit that if it's wrong. That is one of the benefits of people being able to re-read what you say and make it sound "prettier." As if anything I say should sound pretty!
Unrelatedly, it is refreshing that my brother is also not recieving the kind of playtime that he used to either. Heh, does that make us bench warmers?
I gotta say though, that having that big bar on the side of the screen discussing my every stat is a bit disturbing. I am surprised there isn't a section over there to discuss my... ahem... other appendages... well, there's only one, so perhaps that should be singular? *shrug* You get the gist of it I am sure. And if you don't, then it is a miracle that you found this stupid page in the first place. I mean, if you can't understand a bit of double entendre, then how the heck can you navigate a Wiki in the first place?!?
Wow, here I am rambling on and on, and I still haven't given you an ounce of information about myself outside o' that box yonder. Well, guess what? That's how it's going to stay... so there.
(As an aside, having to type using the Wiki's little "code" is a pain in the @$$ also, thought you might want to know. I mean, it's obnoxious enough that no one ever takes anything I say seriously anyway and thinks I'm bat$#!* crazy, let alone to have to stop to use three, that's
three apostrophes in a row! Who does that?!?)
Mental State
Twostripe's mental state is variable, at best. He seems to be under the impression that he is merely a character in a video game... along with everyone else in the world. He oftentimes refers to his "player" or "user," he refers to less important people as "NPCs" or sometimes "minions." This causes much confusion in those around him.
Well, that isn't entirely accurate... I feel like most of the time, I am the only one who is sane.
He regularly talks about the naïveté of those around him since they do not realize that they too are inside of a computer game. He seems especially uneasy in populated areas since he claims that "you never know what some other player is gonna do."
Well duh! I got talked to very inappropriately one day about my butt. I have been uneasy in these tights my player insists that I wear ever since... the cape helps a bit. But I guess that means he has never seen The Incredibles or listened to Ms. Mode's diatribe. (At least I assume my player is a he... there are like zero girls on the internet, much less ones that play MMOs.
Badges
All this character's badges are listed here on City Info Tracker.
Really? All of my badges? And who are you calling a character? Only I can say that kinda stuff! And what gives you the right to post my information all over anyway?! Man, I give up.
Metagame Information
My inspiration for Twostripe came when I had seen a picture of a certain kind of snake with very striking orange and blue markings on it... which became his costume. That costume didn't go to use at the time, but I did decide on the name for the character if and when he got created: Twostripe (based on the scientific name of the snake having "bivurgatus" in it, which means "two striped").
When I finally created this character it was on a whim... so that I had a lowbie to use to team with one in-game friend or another. Most characters like that don't stick around long, but since he filled my Dual Blades requirement and used my nifty costume, I kept him around and grew to like him. Essentialy, he is Deadpool, fifth-wall breaking dialogue is his forte.
