The Rise and Fall of Gloomy Crush/Mission 2

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Part Two: The Punishment of the Hellions Must Go On

Medium size map, level range 5-14. Contains Boss, Collection, A Destructible Object, Patrol.

Evil Huntress

Alright, $name, I've got another mission for you, and it's more or less more of the same. Because the Hellions still haven't gotten it. They've publicly called us "[something Architect Entertainment doesn't allow]". In other words, they've given us another good excuse to steal some more stuff from them, or at least have fun at their expense. But I can't rule out the possibility they're luring us into a trap. At least they're starting to learn how to fight me and Gloomy Crush. So I'm making you the punisher again.

Give the Hellions more Hell (or should that be "Heaven"?)

Evil Huntress

Oh, did that sound like I'm sending you into a trap? It might be a trap for me and Crush, they'll be irritated when you appear instead. And we're still talking about the Hellions, not about someone to be taken seriously. Anyway, the insult came from someone who calls himself Pyrobroiler. They say he's something of a nerd … I suppose you have to take everybody if you're at the bottom of the food chain. Break his bones, so he'll be unable to do anything notable for a few months or perhaps years. And what's probably more important, rid him of whatever he's been collecting.

Punish Pyrobroiler

Evil Huntress

There's another reason why I'm not delivering my answer in person … I'm writing a Smurf Avatar troll fic, it's hilariously bad. I'm on a roll, so I don't want to take more time off than necessary.

Your appearance /does/ seem to irritate the Hellions. Their problem.

• Destroy the computer
• Defeat Pyrobroiler
• Destroy the backup

Enemies

Hellions

Notable NPCs

• Pyrobroiler (Hellions Damned)

Patrol dialogue Hellion 1: Word is that Man of Fyre's men provoked Evil Huntress's clique into retaliva… relatia… revenge. Hellion 2: Boneheads overestimated themselves.

Computer dialogue Before combat: Hellion: Pyro's the only person I know who posts guards at his PC. Granted, I don't know that many people … Description: This computer belongs to the nerd. So it must be destroyed. Combat start: Hellion: No! Somebody wants to ice the computer!

Pyrobroiler dialogue Before combat: I still believe the Hellions could rule the world if we investigated string theory. Combat start: Who let the jock in? Takes damage: Evil Huntress? Gloomy Crush? I have no idea what you're talking about. 50% Health: My PC? Leave it alone! I'm programming the best Linux MMORPG ever!

Evil Huntress

He was working on a computer game? A piece of art? And you destroyed it? Now that's what I call evil. Wait, what am I saying? I had you punish him. I can totally see businesspeople doing it for reasons nobody else could comprehend.

The Rise and Fall of Gloomy Crush Story Arc Mission 1 • Mission 2 • Mission 3 • Mission 4 • Mission 5 Enemy Groups Hellions • Legacy Chain • Longbow • Skulls Notable NPCs Azure Huntress • Divine • Evil Huntress • Gloomy Crush